. . . and reliable sources report the Lemming was pushed!
Ohh-hh-h cdcraftee, what have you done?
“Well-ll-ll,” Christine was quoted as saying, “. . . actually, I’ve published my first Kindle eBook on Amazon. It’s true. This book is the first to go where none of my words have been before. My poor baby Lemming . . .”
Christine was speechless, teary and sniffly at this moment, and quite unable to continue. A commercial break was obviously required, so here’s the link to the sales site for her story called –
Small Folk Rhymes
and here’s the photo on the front cover –